disclaimer

this is a memoir blog. (kind of)

I am a firm believer that the stories & anecdotes I share belong to me. If you are offended or embarrassed about the way you are portrayed in them, perhaps you should have behaved differently.

Many stories I share may be years old. Please note that the emotions I put into each story are coming from that specific time and place, not the present. I write with thick sarcasm and unedited humor that may rub some people the wrong way. If that is the case, please see the title of this blog. I have nothing to apologize for.

Welcome to WORD VOMIT, folks! Please enjoy your stay.