well, this is awkward…

I am posting this because I like it.

14 year old by day, 80 year old by night.
(that means I listen to 1D in the day, and go to bed by 8:30.)

Be like me. It's what all the kool kats do.

And let me kiss you.
What?




I just lost all my friends.
And probably my husband.

Please don't tell him.