ah-blah ess-pan-yol?

No, I speak Portuguese. (that's a lie…)

I thought Brazil was a rather large country.

Unfortunately for me, none of them are fence-hoppers. Even if they were, I doubt they'd take the time to travel to the border only to cross it illegally.

That being said, I am sad to see that they haven't invaded America.

I am convinced that until they take over our fast food restaurants, there will be no Dr. Seuss books published in Portuguese.

Also, I am on the search for a better portuguese show for children.
This will not do.