harry potter, at it again.

That is my dear friend Harry Potter.

I don't know his real name. But please tell me you might have considered the fact that Daniel Radcliffe could have been performing. 

He's the lead singer of the band Parachute.

(Google them. Or if you're weird, use bing.)

I just listened to Forever & Always.

I thought this was supposed to be a cute song. 

All it did was make me cry.

Thanks for nothing, Potter.