tubby

Lately my husband has been so considerate of my inflated emotions.

He likes to call me tubby.
And mention the outrageous number of zits on my face.

Lately I have been completely selfish and uncaring.

I eat cookies in front of my nieces without sharing.
And don't console them when they cry.
Really I just point them to the kitchen and say "Get your own."

Terrible parents in the making.
Watch out, world.