false positive

Here's a fun fact.

The first pregnancy test I took (to determine whether or not baby J was happening) came back positive. 

Instead of accepting the fact that I was legitimately pregnant, I shoved a test at my husband and forced him to take one to make sure the pee-sticks weren't faulty.

His came back negative. 

So, I did the normal thing and spent baby J's college funds buying dozens of pregnancy tests just to be sure.

Well, uh.. here we are.

I guess those things tell the truth.