Because I'm a terrible mother and tell kids that Santa isn't real.
A few months ago my husband told me he took pride in the fact that he had "never posted an insta-tweet".
He was so sincere that I didn't have the heart to tell him the rest of the world was really proud too, because none of them had posted insta-tweets either.
It's like I'm married to an innocent five year-old and a technology retarded ninety year-old all at the same time.
Happy Christmas, Harry.
Monday, December 23, 2013
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Allie Cox
- I tend to live by this motto -
"Speak what you feel, not what you ought to say."
- W. Shakespeare
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